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واحد معه ارنب بدو يشوف هو ذكر ولا انثى . .......
سأل محشش قاله المحشش: "اتركه اذا هرب فهو ذكر واذا هربت فهي انثى"
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محشش جالس قدام ستارة غرفته ليشششش؟- ينتظر المسرحيه تبدأ
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محشش سألوه شو أصعب شئ: "قال انك تحدد السكسوكة وانت تاكل علكة"
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فيه واحد مجنون بليستيشن:مات ابوه كتب على قبره
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في واحد داخل الملعب ورافع علم اسود ليش؟؟؟؟؟؟ يشجع الحكم.
واحد عصبي وجعه ضرسه راح للدكتور وقال له اقلع كل ضروسي وخليه زي الكلب لحاله

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في محششين جالسين في خيمة قالوا بدنا كبريت راح واحد منهم قال انا اجيبلكم طلع ودخل مع الباب الثاني قال شباب ماعندكم كبريتة قالو ارتاح هلا مرسلين واحد بيجي ونعطيكم
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في واحد ضرب عياله؟ ليه ..؟ لقاهم مشغلين المروحة على ثلاثة وهم اثنيين........
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في واحد كل يوم يروح البقاله يقولهم عندكم اسكريم بالكوسه طفش البقال منه وقاله ايوة عندنا قاله يعععععععععععع
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مدرس علوم يشرح لمحششين،يعيش السمك في
الماء..قالوا :يعيش،يعيش،يعيش...
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-زوج قال لزوجته:بدي كلمة حلوه قالت:طحينية قال بدي كلمة تهزني..قالت: مرجيحة؟؟
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محشش وقف قدام المكيف يقول:لاتنفخ
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عجوز سمعت أن الدش حرام قالت: الحمد لله70سنة وانا أتروش بسطل؟؟

سكران رجع للبيت متأخر فتحت له أخته عطاها كف وقال: ماشاء الله هلا جايه؟؟
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نذل صور بالفديو ابوه وهم يدفنونه وكل يوم مشغل الشريط عند أمه؟؟

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نذل تزوج راح شهر العسل لحاله؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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بدوي أهدته بنت ببغاء وأتصلت عليه تسأله عن
الهديه . قالها: عادي مثل طعم الدجاج

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أحول...... سجل في الجيش ...... حطوه في قسم القصف العشوائي
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صاحب محل دخلت عنده وحده حلوه .... وكل شوي تقول له : بكم هذا حجي ... بكم هذا حجي .... اخيرا طفش منها قال : شوفي انا ماحجيت لكني اخذت عمرة .. علشان هيك تقدرين تقولي .... ياعمري
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ولد يسأل ابوه .... هل الحب اعمى ؟؟؟ رد عليه ابوه .. وقال : شوف امك وانت تعرف

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اثنين في السجن محكوم عليهم اعدام ... واحد منهم حسود جدا .. في يوم الاعدام يسألوا الاول عن امنيته الاخيرة .. قال : اشوف امي . سألوا الحسود عن امنيته الاخيرة .. قال : صاحبي مايشوف امه
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